Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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