just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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