yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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