I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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