If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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