Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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