At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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