If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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