I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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