porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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