Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
