Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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