now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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