your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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