nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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