bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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