Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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