just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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