We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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