I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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