You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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