It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
it glows. i had to have it.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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