I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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