Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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