Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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