Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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