I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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