you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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