If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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