Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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