What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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