going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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