She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We left an ass print on the piano.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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