This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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