Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Randomize
