Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
