Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I could fuck to npr.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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