so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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