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go home
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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