try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
