reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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