if i died would you start the facebook group?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
