She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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