Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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