I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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