the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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