Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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