The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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