we made out on top of his cat.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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