How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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