the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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