i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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